Thursday, February 5, 2009

Job Opportunities for those with "Strong Knees"



With the global economic crunch, many companies are downsizing their manpower resources to be able to sustain the economic condition. We hear of tales and woes of people who have been retrenched and laid off. Job opportunities have been limited all over the globe but this is not always true to the Philippines that has geared herself for any gloomy forecast.

Here's one job opportunity of a lifetime! You can apply full-time or part-time...hahaha. It's a rare chance so why don't you grab this one. It's a job where you will enjoy and at the same time earn...

Thanks Dads for sharing this helpful article. It made me wear a smile this weekend.

Have a nice weekend to all. See you at the party in town...hahaha


Wanted: Condom testers
By Thea Alberto
INQUIRER.net
First Posted 17:50:00 02/04/2009
Filed Under: Unemployment, Employment

MANILA, Philippines—Are you married, have “strong knees”, and looking for a job? Try condom testing.

Durex condom is looking for 500 official condom testers in the Philippines. And all you need to do is try out Durex products for four weeks and comment online on their quality.

The first to accomplish the form and give the best answer to the question "What makes me the best Durex Condom Tester?" will win P50,000 cash, plus free products from Durex.

On its website, Durex said applicants have to go to http://www.durex.com.ph/ and click on the portion that will lead them to durexcondomtester.com.ph where they can fill out a screener form.

“Chosen applicants will also be given a tester kit which contains a pack of each of the following Durex variants -- Love, Pleasuremax, Performa, Fetherlite, Tingle, Strawberry,” Durex said.

Tester kits will be sent to chosen applicants via courier, it said.

Candidates must be 21 to 35 years of age, married, and "experienced." Participants must also be "open to further training," have "strong knees," and "willing to work long hours."

So guys, wanna give it a try

Dads Torrico is our IT Manager for ERP Application Support and is a Six Sigma Black Belter.


6 comments:

  1. hahaha! natawa talaga ako, as in! Tagasalo na lang ako ng durian, mahirap kaya ubusin yung 500 condoms sa isang buwan, ano ka S Machine?

    hehehe. nice post pareng DA!

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  2. kabayan, nangapitbhay po..ayos ang isang ito..i hope my dad could send me informative thoughts like this..

    rgds, and more powerblogging for '09 :)

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  3. Wow! OK to ah...
    How did you find out about this?
    Apply na!!!

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  4. Guess kayong tatlo pwede pa dito. Ako hindi na...may age limit kasi eh... sabi 21 to 35 years old. Underage pa po ako (kung ang batayan ay retirement age...bwahaha)
    Maraming aphrodisiac dito sa Red Sea - suplayan ko na lang kayo.

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  5. Hahaha! Napatawa talaga ako sa ipinaskil na ito ng Durex sa PDI, ah! Ayos. Kahit nasa Australia kaya ang isang Pinoy pwedeng subukan? ...pang overseas test and trial ba sa mga ibang lahi. Gaano kaya ka-experienced ang kailangan nila?! Very subjective at lahat naman kasi ay relative. Whew! o",)

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  6. Yan ang hirap pag tumuntong kana ng 40. Wala ng kumpanyang intresado sayo. Kahit sa trabahong ito sasabihing "under qualified" ako kahit sabihin pa nating barakong-barako ako.

    Oo nga pala, salamat sa pagdalaw sa blog ko! : )

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